Once upon a time (sometimes in september last year), my mother parked her car on the yellow line on the side of the road where she wasnt meant to, and recieved a parking infringement. she rushed to the darebin city council to pay the fine so that they wouldnt give her a penalty. THEY GAVE HER A RECIEPT!!! however, the gay people kept sending out letters stating that she infringement has not been paid for...
after about 10000000000000000000 phone calls in complaint, the stupid-heads finally thought to tell us that we needed to put it all into writing...I DID THAT VERY DEED, EXPLAINING AND ARGUING MY MOTHER'S CASE...
one sunny day, we recieved a letter stating that the enforcement order was revoked by the infringement registrar, HOWEVER, we will have to wait for the enforcemnt agency (AKA F***ED up DAREBIN) to accept also...
about a month later, another letter was recieved telling us that the darebin city HAIRY-BUTT-WARTS has not withdrawn the matter against us, EVEN WITH THE EFFING RECIEPT SHOVED RIGHT INTO THEIR FACES (it may have even been shoved too far up their blocked noses too)...
so until this very day, i am awaiting the arrival of the day where i will have to accompany my dear mother to a hearing in the magistrates court to defend our case...
NOTE TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL (AKA CITY OF DAREBIN): please, i beg of you, go to BALLARAT if you want to desperately DIG FOR GOLD...it is a tad lowly of you to scheme to dig the gold from the pockets of the poor citizens who work their butt off for that money...
p.s. i am excited about going to the first hearing of my life...
p.p.s. before i end my criticism, i would like to say:
'DAREBIN CITY COUNCIL, YOU CANNOT REPORT ME IN FOR THIS. EVEN IF YOU DO, OF COURSE MY BLOG WILL GET DELETED, BUT...BUT...BUT...WILL THAT REALLY MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THE POOR JOB YOU ARE DOING?'
lols you tell them girl...wen's the case?
ReplyDeleteHey, what do you think if I made an anime called, "Life of the Dragon".
ReplyDeleteIt's about a 16 year-old boy who mysteriously inherits these mysterioiusly, mystical powers from a long dead feudal Japan warrior.
The warrior, known as, "Ping Pang" (which means DRAGON POWERS ARE GREATER THAN THAT OF A PING PONG BALL) was the greatest of feudal Japan. He single-handely slew the mysteriously, mystical, but awesome 9-headed pig.
So anyways, the boy, the changes his name (from Long Ling Kim Chu Wang Lil Pingping) to DRAGON G.. Long meaning dragon in the language known as "American".
From that day onwards, DRAGON G., with his trusty talking sword, "Imakillyuwithmapowers", by his side, defeats the likes out of evil...
But one day...
The mysteriously, mystical, but awesome 9-headed pig comes back to life only by fusing with Master Soscutyomiyu Chungchung.
This created havoc in both Heaven and Earth. So much havoc that DRAGON G.'s only plan was to kill the awesome 9-heaed pig/Master Socutyomiyu fusion form...
DRAGON G. confronts the awesome 9-heaed pig/Master Socutyomiyu fusion form and learns that the awesome 9-heaed pig/Master Socutyomiyu fusion form had changed his name to LION D9374 MACHINE VERSION948.
The two fight for 8 episodes and in the end, DRAGON G. was victorious.
After the first series, I'ma get the Koreans to turn into a K-Drama...
What did you think of it? Eh, eh?