Where has my holiday gone? some additional funny stories included...

first day back to school today...i am officially a year 12 now...kinda weird to actually think about...knowing that this will be my last year of highschool and stuff is actually beginning to scare me a tad bit...oh yeah i have made a POLL so please VOTE...

heres a weird story...something that happened to me during the holidays ^_^


THE FCUK T-SHIRT

CHAPTER 1: PRICELINE CLERK

so i got this new black t-shirt from french connection (FCUK) and on the front of the top it says "no fcukin' worries"...so my cousin (jokre) and i went to the city one day...we went to priceline on swanston/bourke street and i went and bought an eyeliner...when we went to the cash register, the clerk guy looked at my top and says something on the lines of "no fu***** worries, hey?" jokre was like cracking up like mad and i'm thinking "what the fcuk?"...so the dude starts laughing along with jokre too...so i said "umm...its an anagram so its ok" and the guy (still laughing) replied "i know i know" and then again continues laughing.


CHAPTER 2: SUBWAY MAKING DUDE

it was at the richmond new years festival that this story began...once again i was wearing that black fcuk t-shirt...jokre and i were wandering victoria street and we felt hungry so we made our JOURNEY TO THE EAST (aka Victoria Gardens, which i dont even think is in the east)...jokre bought some sushi while i went with the fatty alternative, SUBWAY...so the subway making dude walks up to the counter, looks at my top and cracks up laughing (just like the priceline guy from chapter 1) jokre (as always) starts pissing herself laughing and wouldnt stop...the guy (still laughing along with jokre) asks me what i want in my sub...i tell him that i want meatballs with a bit of every salad/vegie stuff...i turn to my dying cousin and ask what else she wants in the sub (since we were going to share some)...she looks at me, her eyes full of laughing tears and says she doesnt like olives...the guy quickly made our sub and ask what sauce i want in it...i told him i dont want any and he was like "are you serious? you really dont want any sauce?" and i was like "well how about you recommend a sauce for me then" and the guy picks up a bottle and squirts some suace into the sub (i think it was honey soy)...i quickly paid the guy and pulled jokre away (the poor girl, she must really be dying by now)...while we were eating...(continue reading chapter three)


CHAPTER 3: THE SECURITY GUY

while we were eating...this security guy walks past our table and looks at my top with this look on his face that clearly says "what the fcuk?"...jokre who is on her way to recovery bursts out laughing again...i nearly slapped the fcuk out of her...

THE END


NOTE: THANKS TO PHISSPACE FOR MAKING THIS POST A BIT MORE WORTH READING ^_^